What I eat in secret

October 29, 2007

If I continued to publicly journal my food intake, I may or may not have left out the following from my extended weekend consumption:

Dreyer’s Slow Churned Light Pumpkin (in an unmeasured quantity)

Various Weight Watchers cakes (mainly chocolate and carrot)

And Glenny’s Brownies (in both plain and peanut butter)

Oh, and the donuts. Those stupid donuts.

The ice cream tastes like cold pumpkin pie filling, and I consider pumpkin pie among my favorite things in the entire world. But since the best part of pie is the crust, it doesn’t do it for me the way the real stuff does.

The Weight Watchers cakes have gross chemicals in them, and are tiny! I successfully counted Weight Watchers points once in my life, and I might have saved three or four at the end of my day for half a box of these back then. (I’m not kidding.) I’d sort of rather use those calories on a banana now. Who am I??

I found Glenny’s brownies at Walgreen’s near the check-out, among all of the other impulse buys. They don’t taste like the brownies of my dreams and are way smaller than the package makes them seem, BUT! they aren’t made of a lot of gross, heart-diseasing things, and have fiber in them. Fiber in a brownie means it is totally health food. I love brownies. Just ask my boyfriend about the time I inhaled one like a chocolate-loving David Copperfield. Poof.

I factored in and worked off nearly all of this, so I should still lose weight by the end of this week. If I don’t, at least I documented my food irresponsibility. I’m an anti-social social eater.

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